Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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