Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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