My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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