I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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