Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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