I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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