Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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