do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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