i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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