I smell stomach acid.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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