About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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