Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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