Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I want her autograph on my taint
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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