The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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