I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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