It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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