i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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