My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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