So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We are all done wearing pants today
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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