and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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