The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there was a trapeze. enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
why is half of my head shaved?
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