i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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