After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize