In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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