i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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