Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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