I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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