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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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