After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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