I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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