Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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