did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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