can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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