I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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