If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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