So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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