Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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