normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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