Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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