um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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