No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I need to align my fucking chakras
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