i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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