12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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