Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have fence marks all over my body
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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