hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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