Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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