dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Say something about gay babies.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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