if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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