Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So here I am, sexting at work.
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