By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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