Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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