oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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