my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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